Snap! Oooh gurl! You can just stop with the attitude right now and get me one of these martinis. Cause hunny, it’s gotta be noon somewhere and this gurl needs a drink!

Oh, and it’s best made with fresh, local strawberries… not the kind that are picked green, dyed red and flown in from California (no offence).

  • 1 oz Whipped Vodka
  • 1 oz Pineapple juice
  • 1 Whole, Fresh Strawberry
  • 1 oz Whipped cream
  • 1/2 oz Skim Milk

Put all the ingredients into a blender and blend for just a very quick moment – enough to chop up the strawberry and lightly whip the cream. A few good pulses should do the trick! Pour into a martini glass. Garnish with a fresh, ripe strawberry.

Voila! Enjoy.